Jeff, you really should think before you speak...

So, I'm in line to get on an elevator. Elevator door opens and people start crowding in. I'm next to get on. Hesitate for a brief second because it looks full. Decide I've been waiting long enough as it is. Door closes. I hear:

This elevator goes down, I'm blaming you.

I notice she's looking at me. Smiling, mind you, but still. What do I do? I scan left to right the occupants of the elevator. I respond:

You're kidding, right? I'm probably the lightest person in here.

I still have 7 floors to go.