And the Oscar goes to?

No commentary. Haven't even seen all the films, actually. Just doing this for fun. That being said - Day & Night better win!

PICTURE The King's Speech WON!

ACTOR Colin Firth – The King's Speech WON!

SUPPORTING ACTOR Christian Bale – The Fighter WON!

ACTRESS Michelle Williams – Blue Valentine

Natalie Portman - Black Swan WON!

SUPPORTING ACTRESS Melissa Leo – The Fighter WON!

DIRECTOR Darren Aronofsky – Black Swan

Tom Hooper - The King's Speech WON!

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE Restropo

Inside Job WON!

DOCUMENTARY SHORT The Warriors of Quigang

Strangers No More WON!

ANIMATED FEATURE Toy Story 3 WON!

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM Biutiful

In a Better World WON!

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Christopher Nolan - Inception

The King's Speech WON!

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY Aaron Sorkin – The Social Network WON!

CINEMATOGRAPHY Black Swan

Inception WON!

MAKEUP The Wolfman WON!

ART DIRECTION Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1

Alice in Wonderland WON!

ANIMATED SHORT FILM Day & Night

The Lost Thing WON!

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM Wish 143

God of Love WON!

VISUAL EFFECTS Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1

Inception WON!

COSTUME DESIGN Alice in Wonderland WON!

FILM EDITING Black Swan

The Social Network WON!

SOUND MIXING Inception WON!

SOUND EDITING Inception WON!

ORIGINAL SCORE Inception

The Social Network WON!

ORIGINAL SONG "I See the Light” - Tangled

"We Belong Together" - Toy Story 3 WON!

Perspectives of an Inactive Dweeb (part 2)

More writing from my late teens/early 20s. Continue to be amazed by:

An Evening of Sexual Intercourse with Reality

ACT 1

Setting: A dimly lit McDonalds

Time: 6:02 p.m.

SHE: (blowing smoke into HIS face):

Do you know what that means?

ACT 2

Setting: Same as ACT 1

Time: A second later

HE:

Yeah, it means I'm going to throw up if you don't stop!

THE END

and...

Bedside Insanity

Qadaffi's alive.

G.I. Joe's gotten smaller.

Quadaffi's still alive.

Boo Berry's aren't to be found in any store.

Kadaffi... yep, he's still alive.

Fats Domino's not getting any younger.

Gadaffy still lives.

Jason lives - another new beginning.

Codaphi's alive and well,

And I'm still waking up in the middle of the night

making love to my pillow.

Perspectives of an Inactive Dweeb

Perspectives of an Inactive Dweeb. THIS is the (appropriately named) folder I came upon this weekend of writing from my late teens/early 20s.

I present you with:

In the Waiting Room

I fell in love with you.

O.K., so maybe it was lust, but no matter what it was, it felt good. I even knew you had a boyfriend but something in me didn't give a shit. I saw the way he treated you and knew that wasn't how you were to be treated. Not a day went by when I didn't see you two arguing, usually resulting with you crying and him walking away. Still you stayed with him even when I promised you more of my love than he could even supply.

"Wait" was the reply so "wait" was what I did. I "waited" when I saw your smile everyday at school. I "waited" whenever someone mentioned your name. I "waited" myself to sleep remembering the night we made love four times in a row. I "waited" so long, it almost killed me.

So I left, because, to tell the God's honest truth, I was tired of reading the same issue of Life over and over again.

and:

Illusions of a Rainbow

Remember Every Dream.

Once, Remember A Neon-Glowing Eroticism.

You're Even Lovely Laughing. Our World

Grew Richer Each & Every Night.

But Love's Useless; Eats

Insides, Never Dies, Is Growing Old.

Violence Is Our Language. Eternally Troubled.